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deductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

lnternetexplorers:

remember when every white girl took pictures like this with her bffs

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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time